Bruce: When I moved in, he insisted on funding all of my research. Except, you know, ever since The Incident, all my work's been theoretical. It's not actually that expensive. I've started just spending all the extra on fruit pies, just to see if he was keeping track. He isn't. There are a lot of unused rooms in this building, and at least three of them are stacked floor to ceiling with fruit pies. He hasn't said a word.
Natasha: It turned out Pepper and I both speak French. Tony doesn't. Now, whenever he walks in, we just start whispering in French and giggling. Half the time we're just exchanging recipes. He pretends not to be eavesdropping, but the other day I caught him asking JARVIS what 'des oeufs' meant.
Clint: I bought this big bag of little plastic flies, right? And whenever he's not paying attention, I throw them into his drink. Half the time he doesn't even notice and just drinks the damn things, but the other half? He starts checking all the house filtration systems, the exterminators, the works. He can't figure out where all these flies are coming from. He's fumigated three times in the last month.
Thor: I attempted to provide assistance with a project, but Stark assured me that it was 'very technical', and that I would not understand the intricacies. I can see why he would think so, as I am a mere Prince of Asgard, taught such basic engineering when I was a child and his ancestors could not yet walk. It has been five weeks, and he still has not corrected the misaligned condenser coil causing the problem.
Steve: I don't know what Howard taught that kid, but he seems to be under the impression that homosexuality was invented in 2000. He keeps leaving magazines and pictures lying around like the sight of two men holding hands is going to give me a heart attack. I don't have the heart to tell him about the Greeks.
Interviewer: So how are things in Avengers Tower?
Tony: How are things? I have no idea. I really don't. There's some kind of insect infestation in the vents and I think a spy is trying to seduce my girlfriend into moving to France. I tried to prank Captain America with gay porn, but him and Thor just started trying to reverse-engineer workout routines. The other day I went into one of the spare rooms, and I found some kind of one-armed sex hobo sitting on a throne of empty fruit pie boxes. I just walked out and closed the door. I don't even wanna know.
Prologue: Introduce the characters and plot as you should during a prologue.
Chapter 1: The "Kill off the characters you have gotten sick of drawing" chapter feat. obvious evidence to incriminate the culprit
Chapter 2: The "Build up friendships and then completely trash everyone's feels at the following trial" chapter feat. crying nerds
Chapter 3: The "Really Fucking Confusing double murder jesus would just stabbing them once and leaving suffice" chapter feat. A chick you first suspected would be a killer but eventually you brushed that off and now BAM THEY'RE A MURDERER
Chapter 4: The "Kill off the big-boob's bara lord bestie for more feels" chapter feat. things we should never ever joke about in the former game's case
Chapter 5: The "What the fuck is even going on anymore where are my friends i want my mommy why are they dead" chapter feat. lol they didn't actually die during the execution haha
Chapter 6: The "GOD FUCKING DAMNIT ENOSHIMA" chapter feat. FUCK YOU ENOSHIMA STOP IT NOW